anus: things to avoid: - crushes - being crushed - candy crush

anus: things to avoid: - crushes - being crushed - candy crush

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Locksandglasses: I Remember When I Thought People In Their 20’S Were Adults. Now All Of My Friends Are In Their 20’S And Everybody Is Just Kind Of Fumbling Around Bumping Into Each Other, Trying To Figure Out Where The Free Food Is

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Iamjayse: Good Thing Green Day’s Awake To Teach Us About Anarchy

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Chanel-Smokes: Obsessed With This One

Caseyanthonyofficial: One Time I Was Fighting With My Girlfriend And I Said Something That Hit A Little Too Close To Home And She Said Wait Hold On Let Me Do An Impression Of Your Dad And Walked Out The Door And I Was Hurt And Speechless And I Think

Things I Am Scared Of Doing: Ordering Food In A Restaurant Walking Down A Busy High Street On My Own Talking To People On The Phone Eating In Front Of People Asking For Help In A Shop Meeting New People Being In A Big Crowd Of People With

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