faineemae: bless friends who tell you, “text me when you get home safe”

faineemae: bless friends who tell you, “text me when you get home safe”

Wesleh: Zacwells: Scooby Doo Is The Most Useless Member Of The Scooby Doo Team Why Is The Show Named After Him, The Show Should Be Called Velma Comic Relief Is Useless? Fuck U Man Stoner Dogs All The Way

Veniceking: Watching The Notebook

Deserttsong: I Walk A Lonely Road The Only One That I Have Ever Known

Duggyboy: Tha Fuck U Mean No Smoking

My Words Lack Substance

Snacksidents: I Specialize In Wearing Different Variations Of The Same Basic Outfit Every Day

Despotic: Suicidemydarling: Gigantorthemooseking: I Once Went To A Concert With A Friend (I Don’t Remember The Band, She Dragged Me Along) When I Was 16. They Were Starting A Wall Of Death And This Guy Who Was Flirting With Me Decides It Would Be

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Lron-Man: Girl Are You A Fox Because I Don’t Know What The Fuck You’re Saying

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Adamusprime: I’m Going To Write Erotica For Very Shy People “S-Should I Take My Shirt Off?” “Oh, Uh…No, No That’s Fine…Unless You Really Want To…” “Uh, Do…You Want Me To?” “Well I Mean…I Dunno…”

Ii-Ce: Waterfallfish: I Told My Homecoming Date I’m Just Going To Wear Sweatpants To The Dance And His Reaction Was ‘Okay Just Let Me Know What Color Sweatpants So My Tie Can Match’ You Marry That Boy

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