ii-ce: waterfallfish: I told my homecoming date I’m just going to wear sweatpants to the dance and his reaction was ‘okay just let me know what color sweatpants so my tie can match’ you marry that boy

ii-ce: waterfallfish: I told my homecoming date I’m just going to wear sweatpants to the dance and his reaction was ‘okay just let me know what color sweatpants so my tie can match’ you marry that boy

Disloyalorderofwaterbuffalos: &Amp;Ldquo;Mom, Dad…I’m Coming Out… Of My Cage And Im Doing Just Fine “

Fckrt: I Want To Throw Up I Want To Make Out With You I Want To Slam My Head Into The Pavement

Jerkidiot: Jerkidiot: Im A Teenager I Wanna Be Dangerous I Wanna Do Something Crazy I Wanna Go Steal A Traffic Light Rebellion

Spoopyrupi: I’m An Arts Student Don’t Force Your Algebra On Me

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Daftpnk: Gonna Jerk It Then Get My Life Together

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Penishole: I Didn’t Want My Family To Judge Me So I Walked Past Them With 2 Cookies On My Plate And 4 In My Pockets

Grumpysalmon: You Can’t Arrest Birds, The Hand Cuffs Don’t Fit On Their Wings. Often They Use This To Their Advantage

Whorville: I Have Bullshitted My Way Through Almost Two Decades Of Life

Itssexualhour: I Was Sitting Next To My Crush In French And My Phone Fell On The Ground And Then He Picked It Up And I Was Like Give It Back And He Just Put My Phone Into His Pants But Not Like Under His Boxers Anyways Wouldn’t Give It Back So I

Distineo: I Could Go For A Hardcore Makeout Session Right About Now Tbh

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