lamdiel: I wish dates didn’t have such strong romantic attachment to them. Like, I wish I could go up to a friend of mine and be like, “Hey I want to take you to a nice restaurant. Let’s get dressed up fancy and go.” We’d go have a fancyass

lamdiel: I wish dates didn’t have such strong romantic attachment to them. Like, I wish I could go up to a friend of mine and be like, “Hey I want to take you to a nice restaurant. Let’s get dressed up fancy and go.” We’d go have a fancyass

Lamppu: Ilostmyphone: He Punched It In The Butt! Ladies And Gentlemen: Finland.

It Is Currently Real Kiwi Hours

It Is Currently Real Kiwi Hours

Onlysaneman: If We Mutually Follow Each Other On Here There’s At Least A 20% Chance I’ve Referred To You In A Real Life Conversation As “Someone I Know”

Misbeliever: Pew Pew

Desmond-The-Creppy-Bear: Ovurthink: We Think We’re Made Of Numbers. Percentages On Tests, Pounds On A Scale, Likes On A Photo, Price Tags On Clothes. But We’re Not. We Are Made Of Love And Happiness And They Way We Laugh. We’re Made Of Good Memories

Curator Of Sands.

Psychedelis: I Want A Regular Family Sitcom With Cheap Jokes And Laughing Tracks, Which Gradually Gets More And More Disturbing Until It Turns To A Psychological Horror Film With The Laugh Tracks Still Going

Tyleroakley: What I Used To Think Were Parties: What I Now Consider Parties:

Bootipop: It Weird That Plants Have Organs Like Where Did They Learn To Play Piano They Dont Even Have Fingers

Justokaybella: First Day Of School Second Day Of School

Thefourteenthdoctor: Watchtheskytonight: Spirit-Of-The-Ocean: My Uncle Used To Be One Of Those People Who Drove Dead People To Cemeteries And Such Then He Became A Taxi Driver And The Person He Was Driving Tapped His Shoulder To Ask A Question

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