spookyitapan: so my mom bought these weird russian lollipops shaped like chickens and my brother was eating one this morning and my sister said, “you could say that he’s … sucking a cock…”

spookyitapan: so my mom bought these weird russian lollipops shaped like chickens and my brother was eating one this morning and my sister said, “you could say that he’s … sucking a cock…”

Barakuddles: I Need To Get Something Off My Chest It’s My Shirt Let’s Have A Sex

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Lilprince: Fuckyeahtimsteph: No Dates, Only Justice I’m Kinda Proud Something I Made Has Been Seen By So Many People :D

Jpkitty: In College, We Don’t Say “I Love You”, We Say “I Have 5 Essays, Two Finals, And 3 Group Projects Due In The Next 8 Days” Which Translates To “I Would Like To Be Crushed By A Train” And I Think That’s Pretty Cool.

Kushdrinker: Oh Shit I Found A List Of Prices Of Organs On The Black Market Kidney, $262,000 In The U.s., $62,000 In China, $15,000 In India. Liver, $157,000. Heart, $119,000. Small Intestine, $2,519. Pair Of Eyeballs, $1,525. Coronary Artery, $1,525.

2460Onetruepairing: A-Fat-Taco-Man: I Came In Like A Wrecking Baaaaallllll I Just Read That With Kermit’s Voice.

Tennant-Smith-Capaldi: Blackmoods: Those-Wordless-Moments: How Did These Two Even Win The Hunger Games? They Didn’t. They Portrayed In A Film Version The Characters Who Did.

I Am Your Worst Nightmare (((:

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