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Dewgongo: Lubricatings: I Rlly Like Damaged Boys Im Such A Cliché One Time Mcdonalds Got My Order Wrong. Is Ur Pussy Wet Yet

Nevadora: That Is So Cool To Watch

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Rebelsong: Beckersher: Ironnman: #Jesus Steve Stop Jumping Out Of Things Unless Tony Is There #You Can’t Fly Dipshit #You Are Going To Become Very Intimate With The Ground #And End Up As One Very Patriotic Pancake #It’s Ok He Can Just Yell

Hella-Extraordinary: When You See A Spider By Your Foot: When Water Gets Into Your Ear: When Your Mom Tells You To Take Out The Trash: When Your Hair Gets In Front Of Your Face: When You’re Too Tired To Walk Up The Stairs: ???: Inspired By This

Hula-Hope: My Grandpa Has Alzheimer’s So He Has No Idea Who My Grandma Is But Everyday For The Last Three Or Four Months He Brings Her In Flowers From Their Garden And Asks Her To Run Away With Him And Be His Wife And Everyday She Says She Already

Allthejohnroxy: Zillatamer: Unimpressedcats: Food? No… Friend I Like How The Hamster’s Fear Response Is To Just Eat Faster Like If I’m Going To Die, It Should Be With A Full Stomach. It Just Stuffs Its Fucking Face I Can’t Stop Laughing

The-Absolute-Funniest-Posts: Sherlockedinseattle: I Just Spit Coffee All Over My Computer Holy Shit

✟Vessel Of Sin✟

Me Tryin’ To Get My Life Together

Alexsaskarth: The Bible Never Specifically Said Jesus Didn’t Smoke A Lot Of Weed

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