shufflecats: so I was in class today and we have these chairs that you’re able to adjust the height on and I looked straight at my history teacher and pulled the lever so the chair sank and I told him that I was going down in history

shufflecats: so I was in class today and we have these chairs that you’re able to adjust the height on and I looked straight at my history teacher and pulled the lever so the chair sank and I told him that I was going down in history

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Life Through My High Eyes

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The Horrifying Moment When You Look Around For An Adult And Realize You Are One. #’I Need An Adult’ #’Shit I Am An Adult’ #’I Need An Older Adult’ I Need Adultier Adult #I Need A Better Adult An Adult Who Can Successfully Adult

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