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the-absolute-funniest-posts: is that…
the-absolute-funniest-posts: is that…
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Previouslysirlestrange: Hocus Pocus (1993)We’re Just Three Kindly Old Spinster Ladies, Spending A Quiet Evening At Home, Sucking The Lives Out Of Little Children!
Harrysthefather: Harrysthefather: Does Anyone Ever Like Get All Happy Bc When U Wipe Theres No Blood And U Think Your Period Is Over So U Stop Wearing Pads/Tampons But Then Like 3 Hours Later U Go To The Bathroom Adn U Cry Bc Ur Underwear Is Ruined
Country-Court018: Snowflake: White Spots, Flecks, On A Dark Body. Typically The White Spots Increase In Number And Size As The Horse Ages
Knockahoeoutherboyshorts: Imagine-Benedict-Cumberbatch: Imagine Benedict Cumberbatch Giving You An Australian Kiss. (A French Kiss, But ‘Down Under’) *Wink Wink*
Hellugh: Kcsammy: Hellugh: I Have 3 Moods • I Feel Like Shit • I Look Like Shit • I Have To Shit You’re Forgetting “I Am The Shit” That’s Not A Mood, It’s A Life Style
My Words Lack Substance
Supremecucumber
Liveinphoenix: Iwanttoknowyouranatomy: Liveinphoenix: My Sister Is Going To A Party Later And Shes Bringing 3 Bottles Of Vodka But I Poured Out The Vodka And Replaced It With Water That’s The Biggest Waist I Have Ever Heard Of R U Calling Me Fat
Confusedtree: Charlotteness: Confusedtree: It’d Be Neat If Someone Invented Waterproof Breakfast Food So I Could Eat In The Shower Dude. It’s Called Fruit. What Kinda Punkass Pet Tortoise Breakfast Do You Think I’m Eating You Son Of A Shit
Forthecheesecake
Michigansmanofmayhem: Miketooch: Future-Me As A Parent Me Currently As A Parent
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