vves: Do you ever go from texting someone every day to realizing you’re always the one texting first, so you eventually stop texting first to see if they ever even notice you two haven’t talked and they don’t realize it so you’re just stuck silently

vves: Do you ever go from texting someone every day to realizing you’re always the one texting first, so you eventually stop texting first to see if they ever even notice you two haven’t talked and they don’t realize it so you’re just stuck silently

Zombiequinto: I Dunno Man

The-Absolute-Funniest-Posts: Mukurohikusaba: Protect The Pepis

Juilan: Jakesmason: Juilan: Googlebus: My Body May Not Be Amazing But I Can Poop Which Is Pretty Cool Woah Really? No Shit I Don’t Think You’re Reading This Right He Does Shit.

Boogie Time

Sylphoftime: I Think It’s Funny How Christianity Made A Big Deal About Mary Being Impregnanted By God And Everyone Was Like “Oh My God The Son Of God! We Must Worship Him Listen To His Great Wisdom.” Meanwhile, If You Said God Knocked You Up

Pixieparrot: Yes Yes

Tffnyblws: Thesharpestdildos: What If You Were In School And The Entire Cast Of Icarlys Dead Bodies Just Fell From The Ceiling And All You Heard Was “Randooooom Dancigngn” What The Fuck Are U Ev En Tal K In G Ab Out

Ironpatriotisstupid: Livemulticulturally: Have You Ever Just Stopped Whatever You Were Doing To Look At An English Word And “You Look Like A Fake Word” Yacht

The-Absolute-Funniest-Posts: Yeahgagas: Reporter: What Made You Lose 37 Pounds?Raven Symone: The Pressure Of Society. Finally A Celebrity Who Says The Real Reason. In An Interview Where Someone Told Her That She Looked Beautiful She Said: “I Was

Foxnewsofficial: Buy Me A Pikachu Onesie And A Samurai Sword And I’ll Check Out Your Blog

Nocnyswiat: Nikosnature: Can We Take A Moment To Admire What Was Considered Style In The 90S. Can We Take A Moment To Admire The Fact That His Reply Is “‘Cause Our Kids Would Look Like Horses.” He Does Not Say, “I Can’t Marry Another Guy!”

Spookyfeuilly: So One Time This Asshole Was Harassing My Friend And He Gave Her A Note That Said “Hey Pretty Wanna Date Me? Yes: Smile No: Backflip” And Like The Fucking Badass She Is And Because She’s A Gymnast, She Got Up And Did A Fucking Backflip

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