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Sylphoftime: I Think It’s Funny How Christianity Made A Big Deal About Mary Being Impregnanted By God And Everyone Was Like “Oh My God The Son Of God! We Must Worship Him Listen To His Great Wisdom.” Meanwhile, If You Said God Knocked You Up
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Tffnyblws: Thesharpestdildos: What If You Were In School And The Entire Cast Of Icarlys Dead Bodies Just Fell From The Ceiling And All You Heard Was “Randooooom Dancigngn” What The Fuck Are U Ev En Tal K In G Ab Out
Ironpatriotisstupid: Livemulticulturally: Have You Ever Just Stopped Whatever You Were Doing To Look At An English Word And “You Look Like A Fake Word” Yacht
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Nocnyswiat: Nikosnature: Can We Take A Moment To Admire What Was Considered Style In The 90S. Can We Take A Moment To Admire The Fact That His Reply Is “‘Cause Our Kids Would Look Like Horses.” He Does Not Say, “I Can’t Marry Another Guy!”
Spookyfeuilly: So One Time This Asshole Was Harassing My Friend And He Gave Her A Note That Said “Hey Pretty Wanna Date Me? Yes: Smile No: Backflip” And Like The Fucking Badass She Is And Because She’s A Gymnast, She Got Up And Did A Fucking Backflip
Razzledazzy: Needlekind: Sweet Fuckin Christ Luke Truly An Inspiration
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