tropius: telapathetic: when u haven’t masturbated in ages and i never squirt water from my shoulders when i jack off thats fucked up

tropius: telapathetic: when u haven’t masturbated in ages and i never squirt water from my shoulders when i jack off thats fucked up

Playstation2Chainz: Nothing Is Worse Than Pouring A Bowl Of Cereal And Then Finding Out There’s No Milk

Apprenticenecromage: I Enjoy The Simple Things In Life Like Recklessly Spending My Cash And Being A Disappointment To My Family

Bongfucker: The Only Reason I Jerk Off This Much With One Arm Is So That If I’m Ever In A Fight, My Uppercut Will Be So Powerful That I Can Just Punch Their Head Clean Off

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I Am Your Worst Nightmare (((:

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Porn-N-Shiz: Kegelghoul: Ford—Prefect: Little-B-I-R-D-S: Favorite Celebrity Twitter: Asa Akira Son… Jesus Christ I Cannot Breathe Right Now Xd

Chocolateoatmilk: The-Absolute-Best-Posts: Phototoartguy: Just Point Your Trunk To Where You Threw My Ball… Charming Pictures Of Orphaned Elephant Playing Catch With A Labrador. Bubbles, A 32 Year Old African Elephant, Plays In The River With His

Klefable: I Am Constantly Torn Between ‘I Dont Need Anyone’ And ‘Hey You Please Fall In Love With Me’

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Failureuponfailure: Oct0Pie: I Don’t Think I’ve Ever Laughed So Hard In My Life Omg. Oh

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