failureuponfailure: oct0pie: I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so hard in my life omg. oh

failureuponfailure: oct0pie: I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so hard in my life omg. oh

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Trust: When People Have Really Nice Clear Faces I Want Punch Myself

Sarthefirst: Su-Ic-Id-Al: S-Keletique: I Feel Like I Was Punched In My Chest Just By Reading This. It Never Occurred To Me How Bad My Thoughts Were Until I Saw This. I’m In Awe. :( Legit Started Crying.

Whtev-R: Siri Being A Sarcastic Bitch

Damngruchy: Supermassiveasshole: I Was Teaching My Grandma To Use Computer So We Can Talk On Skype And Such But Today She Went Kinda Mad At Me Because “I Didnt Show Her The Knitting Programme” And I Was Like What And It Comes Out She Accidentally

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Padnote: I Hope The Usa Saved Before Shutting Down

I Don't Know What I'm Doing

Disloyalorderofwaterbuffalos: &Amp;Ldquo;Mom, Dad…I’m Coming Out… Of My Cage And Im Doing Just Fine “

Foxplant: “Pussy” Is The Dumbest Insult Ever Youre Literally Calling Someone A Vagina. And If Youre Not Calling Someone A Vagina, Youre Calling Them A Cat. Both Are Fucking Awesome And Youre Lame As Hell

Hogwartsisbiggerontheinside: Somedonkusfromasgard: Greatleapsforward: Meowitsraygun: Meowitsraygun: I’m Gonna Start An All Girl Punk Band That Sings Really Offensive Songs Like, “I Don’t Know How To Tell You You’re Bad At Oral.” Our Second

Zeldore: Sexual Frustration Will Be The Death Of Me.

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