madmoonie: feyminism-blog: Porn Sex vs Real Sex: The Differences Explained With Food I laughed so hard at this

madmoonie: feyminism-blog: Porn Sex vs Real Sex: The Differences Explained With Food I laughed so hard at this

Hate: I’m So Afraid Of Marriage Like What If You Marry Someone And Like Have Kids With Them And Then They Decide They Don’t Love You Anymore Or Something Idk Man But That Shit Is Scary

Tastefullyoffensive: [Loldwell By Caldwell Tanner] This Is My Spirit Animal

Shrieklacking: The Breaking Bad Finale Was Brutal

Shsl-Pornstar: My Cum Is Pumpkin Spiced Flavor For Fall

Briannathestrange: Things I Enjoy Cuddling Snuggling Sitting In Laps Having My Hair Scratched/Stroked Burrowing Next To People Forehead Kissies Things I Enjoy But Rarely Get To Do Because No One Does Them With Me Cuddling Snuggling Sitting In Laps Having

Awkwardvagina: I Work In A Pharmacy And Today My Ex Came In And Saw Me And Then Proceeded To Ask Me If We Sold Condoms In Bulk Trying To Make Me Jealous To Which I Replied “Sorry We Dont Stock Extra Small” And I Think Its Fair To Say I Won That Round

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Smackable: &Amp;Lsquo;Hey What Time Is It?&Amp;Rsquo; 'Time For You To Get A Watch&Amp;Rsquo;

Zachsgay: Americanaex0Tica: Prestonhymas: Snail-Monger: Awesomephilia: Russian Guy Saves Dog From Imminent Death (Via) I Screamed This Was The Most Stressful Five Seconds Of My Life Poor Pug Baby Omfg This Is Making Me Really Stressful

Allinye: Books That Own My Soul → Howl’s Moving Castle By Diana Wynne Jones In The Land Of Ingary, Where Such Things As Seven-League Boots And Cloaks Of Invisibility Really Exist, It Is Quite A Misfortune To Be Born The Eldest Of Three. Everyone

Neenuhbee: Queenaisling: A-Weeping-Fangirl: When The Back Of A Book Has A Bunch Of Reviews Instead Of A Summary Except For Ellen’s Book Right And Tina Fey’s

Cunt3Rparts: It’s So Cute When You Talk To Someone A Lot And You Notice Your Phrases Slowly Slipping Into Their Vocabulary

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