tastefullyoffensive: [loldwell by Caldwell Tanner] This is my Spirit Animal

tastefullyoffensive: [loldwell by Caldwell Tanner] This is my Spirit Animal

Shrieklacking: The Breaking Bad Finale Was Brutal

Shsl-Pornstar: My Cum Is Pumpkin Spiced Flavor For Fall

Briannathestrange: Things I Enjoy Cuddling Snuggling Sitting In Laps Having My Hair Scratched/Stroked Burrowing Next To People Forehead Kissies Things I Enjoy But Rarely Get To Do Because No One Does Them With Me Cuddling Snuggling Sitting In Laps Having

Awkwardvagina: I Work In A Pharmacy And Today My Ex Came In And Saw Me And Then Proceeded To Ask Me If We Sold Condoms In Bulk Trying To Make Me Jealous To Which I Replied “Sorry We Dont Stock Extra Small” And I Think Its Fair To Say I Won That Round

Cotton Candy Skies

Smackable: &Amp;Lsquo;Hey What Time Is It?&Amp;Rsquo; 'Time For You To Get A Watch&Amp;Rsquo;

Zachsgay: Americanaex0Tica: Prestonhymas: Snail-Monger: Awesomephilia: Russian Guy Saves Dog From Imminent Death (Via) I Screamed This Was The Most Stressful Five Seconds Of My Life Poor Pug Baby Omfg This Is Making Me Really Stressful

Allinye: Books That Own My Soul → Howl’s Moving Castle By Diana Wynne Jones In The Land Of Ingary, Where Such Things As Seven-League Boots And Cloaks Of Invisibility Really Exist, It Is Quite A Misfortune To Be Born The Eldest Of Three. Everyone

Neenuhbee: Queenaisling: A-Weeping-Fangirl: When The Back Of A Book Has A Bunch Of Reviews Instead Of A Summary Except For Ellen’s Book Right And Tina Fey’s

Cunt3Rparts: It’s So Cute When You Talk To Someone A Lot And You Notice Your Phrases Slowly Slipping Into Their Vocabulary

Rubee: You Fuckin Fat Cunt

Tinysorceress: I Need A Drink And A Shade Of Lipstick That Will Put The Fear Of God In A Man’s Heart