awkwardvagina: i work in a pharmacy and today my ex came in and saw me and then proceeded to ask me if we sold condoms in bulk trying to make me jealous to which i replied “sorry we dont stock extra small” and i think its fair to say i won that round

awkwardvagina: i work in a pharmacy and today my ex came in and saw me and then proceeded to ask me if we sold condoms in bulk trying to make me jealous to which i replied “sorry we dont stock extra small” and i think its fair to say i won that round

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Smackable: &Amp;Lsquo;Hey What Time Is It?&Amp;Rsquo; 'Time For You To Get A Watch&Amp;Rsquo;

Zachsgay: Americanaex0Tica: Prestonhymas: Snail-Monger: Awesomephilia: Russian Guy Saves Dog From Imminent Death (Via) I Screamed This Was The Most Stressful Five Seconds Of My Life Poor Pug Baby Omfg This Is Making Me Really Stressful

Allinye: Books That Own My Soul → Howl’s Moving Castle By Diana Wynne Jones In The Land Of Ingary, Where Such Things As Seven-League Boots And Cloaks Of Invisibility Really Exist, It Is Quite A Misfortune To Be Born The Eldest Of Three. Everyone

Neenuhbee: Queenaisling: A-Weeping-Fangirl: When The Back Of A Book Has A Bunch Of Reviews Instead Of A Summary Except For Ellen’s Book Right And Tina Fey’s

Cunt3Rparts: It’s So Cute When You Talk To Someone A Lot And You Notice Your Phrases Slowly Slipping Into Their Vocabulary

Rubee: You Fuckin Fat Cunt

Tinysorceress: I Need A Drink And A Shade Of Lipstick That Will Put The Fear Of God In A Man’s Heart

Sollux: Stumblinglove: Sollux: I Was Feelin Ok Until I Realized What Tomorrow Is Another Day Without Him I Was Just Gonna Say Monday But Ok

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