smackable: ‘hey what time is it?’ 'time for you to get a watch’

smackable: ‘hey what time is it?’ 'time for you to get a watch’

Zachsgay: Americanaex0Tica: Prestonhymas: Snail-Monger: Awesomephilia: Russian Guy Saves Dog From Imminent Death (Via) I Screamed This Was The Most Stressful Five Seconds Of My Life Poor Pug Baby Omfg This Is Making Me Really Stressful

Allinye: Books That Own My Soul → Howl’s Moving Castle By Diana Wynne Jones In The Land Of Ingary, Where Such Things As Seven-League Boots And Cloaks Of Invisibility Really Exist, It Is Quite A Misfortune To Be Born The Eldest Of Three. Everyone

Neenuhbee: Queenaisling: A-Weeping-Fangirl: When The Back Of A Book Has A Bunch Of Reviews Instead Of A Summary Except For Ellen’s Book Right And Tina Fey’s

Cunt3Rparts: It’s So Cute When You Talk To Someone A Lot And You Notice Your Phrases Slowly Slipping Into Their Vocabulary

Rubee: You Fuckin Fat Cunt

Tinysorceress: I Need A Drink And A Shade Of Lipstick That Will Put The Fear Of God In A Man’s Heart

Sollux: Stumblinglove: Sollux: I Was Feelin Ok Until I Realized What Tomorrow Is Another Day Without Him I Was Just Gonna Say Monday But Ok

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Living The Dream

Artificial Intelligence

Ryanndmdf: Someone Just Come Take Advantage Of Me.

Rhetoricc: I Either Have A Fiercely Strong Opinion Or I Don’t Give A Fuck At All

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