jonsterzmonsterz: I came in like a wrecking ball

jonsterzmonsterz: I came in like a wrecking ball

Sixtiesqueen: If Youve Never Taken A Sneaky Picture Of A Cute Boy Youre Living Life All Wrong

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Zealotarchaeologist: I Stepped On The Scale Today And It Said “Bat” It Took Me A Few Seconds To Realize It Meant The Battery Was Out, But Before I Realized That I Just Said “I Am Not A Bat” Out Loud

Daftwithoneshoe: Sherllllock: National Gallery, Rome: Marble Butts Appreciation Ah, Classical Art

Vintagegal: Marilyn Monroe And Jane Russell In Gentlemen Prefer Blondes (1953)

Longlivelordchrispy: I Just Giggling Uncontrollably And The Girl Sitting Next To Me Was Like, O.o No

Forrestmcfly: Fuck You

Giraffescanflytoo: Kurdtkocaine: So My Brother Was Doing Something Weird In The Front Yard In His Underwear??? And The Next Thing I Know…… Do You Live In A Sims Game

Flaw-Less-Scars: I’m Seriously Considering Filling My Pockets With Glitter And Whenever Someone Near Me Says Something Really Stupid Or Rude, I’ll Just Reach Into My Pocket With A Dead Expression And Release The Glitter Into The Sky Above Their Head

Clown-Dick: Why Are 14 Year Olds Complaining About Being Forever Alone Like My Uncle Is 45 And He’s Still Single And He Just Sits Around The House All Day Watching Cartoons And Eating Cereal Like Has The Life

Zogwargqueen: Zogwargqueen: Folie-A-Deuxme: Zogwargqueen: Im At Starbucks Right Now And Some Other Person With A Mac Just Put This Word Doc Into My Air Drop???????????????? Did You Say Yes My Response: They Just Called Out A Frappucino For

Spookypotatochip: There Can Be Only One

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