vintagegal: Marilyn Monroe and Jane Russell in Gentlemen Prefer Blondes (1953)

vintagegal: Marilyn Monroe and Jane Russell in Gentlemen Prefer Blondes (1953)

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Spookypotatochip: There Can Be Only One

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