baby-can-we-please: PLEASE

baby-can-we-please: PLEASE

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Otterboxes: Today During Class This Guy Kept Reaching Into His Bag And My Teacher Was Like Put Your Phone Up And He Didn’t And She Was Like Kenny Give Me Your Phone Or You’re Going To The Office And He Was Like Its Not A Phone And Then Pulled Out

A Tout A L'heure

A Tout A L'heure

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Thefuuuucomics: I Am Laughing So Hard

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Seanaposey: Ughuhgufh You Know That Feeling Where You Want Someone So Bad Like Not Even In A Sexual Way Like You Just Want To Touch Their Skin And Hug Them And Feel Their Warmth And Smell Their Scent And Feel How Soft Their Hair Is And Look Into Their

When I First Moved To Canada, I Showed Up To A Party And Started Putting My Beer In The Fridge. The Entire Kitchen Stopped To Stare In Wonder And Disbelief Until Someone Yelled Out ‘Don’t Fucking Waste Pizza Space. This Whole Country Is A F*Ckin

Tacoposey: My Mom Legitimately Just Called Me To Say “I’m Worried About You You’re Too Sarcastic For Normal Friends And You’re Too Nice To Be In A Street Gang”

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