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Cotton Candy Skies
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Seanaposey: Ughuhgufh You Know That Feeling Where You Want Someone So Bad Like Not Even In A Sexual Way Like You Just Want To Touch Their Skin And Hug Them And Feel Their Warmth And Smell Their Scent And Feel How Soft Their Hair Is And Look Into Their
When I First Moved To Canada, I Showed Up To A Party And Started Putting My Beer In The Fridge. The Entire Kitchen Stopped To Stare In Wonder And Disbelief Until Someone Yelled Out ‘Don’t Fucking Waste Pizza Space. This Whole Country Is A F*Ckin
Tacoposey: My Mom Legitimately Just Called Me To Say “I’m Worried About You You’re Too Sarcastic For Normal Friends And You’re Too Nice To Be In A Street Gang”
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Tupacvevo: Tupacvevo: Someone Give Me A Job I Was Thinking Something In Retail
The-Time-Goddess-Of-221B: The-Time-Goddess-Of-221B: I Was Watching Tv With My Mom And One Of Those Cinnamon Toast Crunch Commercials Came On And My Mom Yells “Oh Look He’s A Cannibal.” And My Dad Goes “Well I Guess You Could Say He’s A Cereal
Youshouldvesaidnobaby: Ellendegeneres: Youshouldvesaidnobaby: Ellen Scaring Taylor Swift It’s My Favorite Thing To Do. Still Not Over The Fact That Ellen Reblogged This.
Merosse: This Is My “How Every Person Abpve The Age Of 40 Looks At A Cell Phone” Face
Spidervvebs: When Attractive People Have Low Standards
Athomewithlana: Pxxies: Self-Respect Is My Respect For Myself I Could As Well Suck 3 Thousand Dicks And Still Respect Myself So Shut The Fuck Up Hell I Would Respect U For Sucking 3 Thousand Dicks
Hartbig-My-Love: Stateofgraces: Georgeshelleys: Iwasthomasriddle: Maybe The Reason Why I’m Single Is Because I’ve Never Gone To A New Years Eve Party At A Ski Resort And Sung Karaoke With A Complete Stranger I Don’t Get It U R Not A True Wildcat
Iwillmakeyouskinny: Beyseybey: Biggest Plot Twist *Logs Off*
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