tacoposey: my mom legitimately just called me to say “i’m worried about you you’re too sarcastic for normal friends and you’re too nice to be in a street gang”

tacoposey: my mom legitimately just called me to say “i’m worried about you you’re too sarcastic for normal friends and you’re too nice to be in a street gang”

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Tupacvevo: Tupacvevo: Someone Give Me A Job I Was Thinking Something In Retail

The-Time-Goddess-Of-221B: The-Time-Goddess-Of-221B: I Was Watching Tv With My Mom And One Of Those Cinnamon Toast Crunch Commercials Came On And My Mom Yells “Oh Look He’s A Cannibal.” And My Dad Goes “Well I Guess You Could Say He’s A Cereal

Youshouldvesaidnobaby: Ellendegeneres: Youshouldvesaidnobaby: Ellen Scaring Taylor Swift It’s My Favorite Thing To Do. Still Not Over The Fact That Ellen Reblogged This.

Merosse: This Is My “How Every Person Abpve The Age Of 40 Looks At A Cell Phone” Face

Spidervvebs: When Attractive People Have Low Standards

Athomewithlana: Pxxies: Self-Respect Is My Respect For Myself I Could As Well Suck 3 Thousand Dicks And Still Respect Myself So Shut The Fuck Up Hell I Would Respect U For Sucking 3 Thousand Dicks

Hartbig-My-Love: Stateofgraces: Georgeshelleys: Iwasthomasriddle: Maybe The Reason Why I’m Single Is Because I’ve Never Gone To A New Years Eve Party At A Ski Resort And Sung Karaoke With A Complete Stranger I Don’t Get It U R Not A True Wildcat

Iwillmakeyouskinny: Beyseybey: Biggest Plot Twist Logs Off

Sexybritishllama: U Never Truly Appreciate How Nice It Is To Be Able To Breathe Through Your Nose Until U Get A Cold

Beeishappy: Tds | 2013.09.19

Thenimbus: Dorkly: The Most Dangerous Gamer This Comic Is So Perfect

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