monsterglrl: at a restaurant while u high like “can i order this” “would you like a soup or a salad?” “WHATS A SUPER SALAD”

monsterglrl: at a restaurant while u high like “can i order this” “would you like a soup or a salad?” “WHATS A SUPER SALAD”

Cunt3Rparts: It’s So Cute When You Talk To Someone A Lot And You Notice Your Phrases Slowly Slipping Into Their Vocabulary

Thegoddamazon: Buzzfeed: These Children’s Shows Made A Lot Of Really Adult Jokes. Omg The First Two.

My Words Lack Substance

Piksies: I. Want. Sex.

My Words Lack Substance

Hollering And Shouts

Breelandwalker: Feliciakainz: Carryonmywaywardalpaca: Dearborns: #How Many Times Have I Quoted This In My Lifetime #Far Too Many And Still Not Enough Guys, Btw, This Is An Actual Insult If He Calls Your Mother A Hamster, It Indicates That She Is

Hollering And Shouts

Carowley: Guys Who Rarely Wear Suits Look At Least 385% Hotter When Wearing A Suit While Guys Who Usually Wear Suits Look 451% Hotter When Wearing Casual Clothes Trust Me This Is Science

Jakemalik: Jakemalik: Today I Went Apple Picking And My Mom Wanted Me To Take A Nice Picture To Send To Our Family All I Sent Them Was This

If U Dont Eat Girls Out But You Expect Head Ur A Little Bitch

Yugoswagic: My Mom Watching The News Segment About Chocolate Prices Going Up

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