Proto Porn
My Words Lack Substance
My Words Lack Substance
Piksies: I. Want. Sex.
My Words Lack Substance
Hollering And Shouts
Breelandwalker: Feliciakainz: Carryonmywaywardalpaca: Dearborns: #How Many Times Have I Quoted This In My Lifetime #Far Too Many And Still Not Enough Guys, Btw, This Is An Actual Insult If He Calls Your Mother A Hamster, It Indicates That She Is
Hollering And Shouts
Carowley: Guys Who Rarely Wear Suits Look At Least 385% Hotter When Wearing A Suit While Guys Who Usually Wear Suits Look 451% Hotter When Wearing Casual Clothes Trust Me This Is Science
Jakemalik: Jakemalik: Today I Went Apple Picking And My Mom Wanted Me To Take A Nice Picture To Send To Our Family All I Sent Them Was This
If U Dont Eat Girls Out But You Expect Head Ur A Little Bitch
Yugoswagic: My Mom Watching The News Segment About Chocolate Prices Going Up
Futurefantastic: Zacwells: Futurefantastic: Zacwells: How Long Does Your Ideal Hug Last 38-45 Minutes That’s Really Impractical U Said Ideal, Not Realistic
Driven Through Sanity
Nocrimeinthewasteland: [With Thanks To Incorrectgotquotes, And Apologies To The Original Dialogue]
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