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breelandwalker: feliciakainz: carryonmywaywardalpaca: dearborns: #how many times have I quoted this in my lifetime #far too many and still not enough Guys, btw, this is an actual insult if he calls your mother a hamster, it indicates that she is

Hollering And Shouts

Carowley: Guys Who Rarely Wear Suits Look At Least 385% Hotter When Wearing A Suit While Guys Who Usually Wear Suits Look 451% Hotter When Wearing Casual Clothes Trust Me This Is Science

Jakemalik: Jakemalik: Today I Went Apple Picking And My Mom Wanted Me To Take A Nice Picture To Send To Our Family All I Sent Them Was This

If U Dont Eat Girls Out But You Expect Head Ur A Little Bitch

Yugoswagic: My Mom Watching The News Segment About Chocolate Prices Going Up

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Driven Through Sanity

Nocrimeinthewasteland: [With Thanks To Incorrectgotquotes, And Apologies To The Original Dialogue]

Music, Photography... And Rants About The World

Jaclcfrost: [Angry Whisper] Do U Even Know How Fricking Cute U Are

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Alter-Bridge: Man Screw Shower Sex I Wanna Have Sex In A Walk-In Fridge So I Can Do The Frick Frack While Eatin A Snick Snack

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