onlyghoulsandvikings: feminismandpugsarelife: onlyghoulsandvikings: just imagine a room full of dads all wearing polo shirts and sneakers telling awful jokes to each other and they all find it hilarious finally they belong Oh god my dad would be in

onlyghoulsandvikings: feminismandpugsarelife: onlyghoulsandvikings: just imagine a room full of dads all wearing polo shirts and sneakers telling awful jokes to each other and they all find it hilarious finally they belong Oh god my dad would be in

Spookyscarysovietunion: If I Make You Sexually Frustrated In Any Way Please Tell Me Its Very Important That I Know

Vndercontrol: Hello Ladies 😍

Eveninmywandering: Timdrakeisgay: The-Savage-Avenger: Kneel-On-Nails: Forever-Kitten: Damn Son Our Uterus Stretches Like 5X The Size And Then Contracts And Pushes A 7 Pound Baby Out Of A Small Tube Into Life If You Think That Isn’t Metal As Fuck

Heisenbabe: I Want To Sleep For 2 Years And Wake Up With A Degree, An Apartment And Money In The Bank.

On A Scale Of Cuddles To Rough Sex I Need Everything On The Fucking Scale.

Fishgingers: Love Is A Weird Thing Like You Just Pick A Human And You’re Like Yes I Like This One I’ll Let This One Ruin My Life Forever

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✟Vessel Of Sin✟

Cozed: Fat Cat Is Fat And Fluffy And Probably A Good Pillow

Who Let Jack Drive?

Ptysis: &Amp;Ldquo;Maybe If I Drink Another Coffee, I Will Feel Better&Amp;Rdquo; &Amp;Ldquo;Maybe If I Buy Myself A New Sweater, I Will Feel Better&Amp;Rdquo; &Amp;Ldquo;Maybe If I Get So Drunk I Can’t See, I Will Feel Better&Amp;Rdquo; &Amp;Ldquo;Maybe If I Sleep For Fourteen

Lawfulawful: Crab-Cakes: /Dying Fucik

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