vndercontrol: Hello ladies 😍

vndercontrol: Hello ladies 😍

Eveninmywandering: Timdrakeisgay: The-Savage-Avenger: Kneel-On-Nails: Forever-Kitten: Damn Son Our Uterus Stretches Like 5X The Size And Then Contracts And Pushes A 7 Pound Baby Out Of A Small Tube Into Life If You Think That Isn’t Metal As Fuck

Heisenbabe: I Want To Sleep For 2 Years And Wake Up With A Degree, An Apartment And Money In The Bank.

On A Scale Of Cuddles To Rough Sex I Need Everything On The Fucking Scale.

Fishgingers: Love Is A Weird Thing Like You Just Pick A Human And You’re Like Yes I Like This One I’ll Let This One Ruin My Life Forever

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✟Vessel Of Sin✟

Cozed: Fat Cat Is Fat And Fluffy And Probably A Good Pillow

Who Let Jack Drive?

Ptysis: &Amp;Ldquo;Maybe If I Drink Another Coffee, I Will Feel Better&Amp;Rdquo; &Amp;Ldquo;Maybe If I Buy Myself A New Sweater, I Will Feel Better&Amp;Rdquo; &Amp;Ldquo;Maybe If I Get So Drunk I Can’t See, I Will Feel Better&Amp;Rdquo; &Amp;Ldquo;Maybe If I Sleep For Fourteen

Lawfulawful: Crab-Cakes: /Dying Fucik

Notyourbubblegum-Bitch: I’ve Been Single For A While Now, And I Have To Say It’s Going Really Well. Like, It’s Working Out. I Think I’m The One.

Symphonyofmars: Donthatemecusimbeautiful: Awesome Family Halloween Costumes Too Freaking Cute

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