eveninmywandering: timdrakeisgay: the-savage-avenger: kneel-on-nails: forever-kitten: Damn son our uterus stretches like 5x the size and then contracts and pushes a 7 pound baby out of a small tube into life if you think that isn’t metal as fuck

eveninmywandering: timdrakeisgay: the-savage-avenger: kneel-on-nails: forever-kitten: Damn son our uterus stretches like 5x the size and then contracts and pushes a 7 pound baby out of a small tube into life if you think that isn’t metal as fuck

Heisenbabe: I Want To Sleep For 2 Years And Wake Up With A Degree, An Apartment And Money In The Bank.

On A Scale Of Cuddles To Rough Sex I Need Everything On The Fucking Scale.

Fishgingers: Love Is A Weird Thing Like You Just Pick A Human And You’re Like Yes I Like This One I’ll Let This One Ruin My Life Forever

Forthecheesecake

✟Vessel Of Sin✟

Cozed: Fat Cat Is Fat And Fluffy And Probably A Good Pillow

Who Let Jack Drive?

Ptysis: &Amp;Ldquo;Maybe If I Drink Another Coffee, I Will Feel Better&Amp;Rdquo; &Amp;Ldquo;Maybe If I Buy Myself A New Sweater, I Will Feel Better&Amp;Rdquo; &Amp;Ldquo;Maybe If I Get So Drunk I Can’t See, I Will Feel Better&Amp;Rdquo; &Amp;Ldquo;Maybe If I Sleep For Fourteen

Lawfulawful: Crab-Cakes: /Dying Fucik

Notyourbubblegum-Bitch: I’ve Been Single For A While Now, And I Have To Say It’s Going Really Well. Like, It’s Working Out. I Think I’m The One.

Symphonyofmars: Donthatemecusimbeautiful: Awesome Family Halloween Costumes Too Freaking Cute

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