terriblemothers: I hope that when I go to Heaven I get an alphabetized list of all the people who have thought of me while masturbating

terriblemothers: I hope that when I go to Heaven I get an alphabetized list of all the people who have thought of me while masturbating

Omgwang: Please Do Not Go Through My Camera Roll There’s Nothing Inappropriate I Just Don’t Want You To Know How Many Selfies I Take.

Artificial Intelligence

Sparkofstorm: Niladhevan: So You Have A Merry Bunch Of French Dudes Dancing On A Macklemore’s Song In A Japanese Street. No Reason To Scroll Past That. That Was Feakng Fantastic Holy Crap I Wish I Could Dance Like That

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Dirtywrat: Puts Food In Microwave Goes Over To Get Box From The Garbage To See How Long It Needs To Be Cooked

The-Absolute-Funniest-Posts:

Tumtaster: Legendary

Imayoshishouichi: I Always Get So Nervous When People Stop Replying To Me Its Like Did I Say Something Wrong Did I Scare Them Away Did I Offend You Im So Sorry Friend

Pajamaedprincess: Witches—Brew:

Jakemalik: Stop Having Fun Without Me

Oomshi: My Sense Of Humor Will Be Funny In 2065 Just Watch

Jpgay: Hey Handsome…………Of That Money To Me

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