snopchat: mom what THE FUCK do you mean youre not a virgin

snopchat: mom what THE FUCK do you mean youre not a virgin

Sylphoftime: I Think It’s Funny How Christianity Made A Big Deal About Mary Being Impregnanted By God And Everyone Was Like “Oh My God The Son Of God! We Must Worship Him Listen To His Great Wisdom.” Meanwhile, If You Said God Knocked You Up

Zombres: #I Have No Idea What Is Going On But An Attractive Beardy Fellow In Suspenders Is Offering Me A French Kitten #So Okay

Two Birds One Stone

Marvelous-Gallifrey: Emilinipumpkinpie: Ellen Is The Queen Of The World More People Like Sarah And More People Like Ellen

Shoulderblades: I’m Laughing So Hard

Library-Worms: “Don’t Look At Me I Am Soda.”

Eatabutt420: Fuckinglesbian: Thorsies: Having Seaweed Rub Against U When Ur Swimming In The Ocean Is Like Having Satan Slowly Caress Ur Legs And Toes While Smiling Creepily At U And Whispering “Mayonnaise” I Feel So Uncomfortable This Is One

Phangirlingeeksatfablehaven: Yourfavoritethirdwheel: I Have No Time For You If You Don’t Like This Movie Flying Coconuts

Matthewjhelders: &Amp;Ldquo;What Music Do You Like?&Amp;Rdquo; Is Such A Stressful Question Like What Do You Want To Know??? Genres?? Artists?? Albums??? Time Periods?? 25 Most Played?? What I’m Currently Listening To??? What I Listen To At Different Times

Two Birds One Stone

Minteh: &Amp;Ldquo;Cartoons? Isn’t That For Kids?&Amp;Rdquo; I Look Up And Smile &Amp;Ldquo; Yes It Is&Amp;Rdquo; Suddenly My Appearance Shifts And Shrinks As I Become A Child. All My Money Turns To Monopoly Money And All My Bills Are Gone. My Adult Responsibilities

Piperbillie: #Family Dinner

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