Two Birds One Stone

Two Birds One Stone

Rexuality: My Mom And Dad Were Arguing In Front Of Me Whether To Give Me A Present Now Or To Wait Til Christmas And My Mom Was Like “Can We Give Her It Now?” And My Dad Was Like “What Present” And My Mom Was Like “You Know… The Good One”

Joyeuxniall: My Friend Was Telling Me This Story About How This Guy Caddied For Bill Gates And At The End Of The Day He Was Expecting A Big Tip But Bill Gates Was Just Like “Alright Thanks Man See Ya” And The Next Day The Guy Got A Call And It Was

Officialannakendrick: Life May Be Rough But Boobs Are Really Really Soft

Things I Accomplished In 2013:

Trappucino: Fencehopping: Having None Of Your Lion Bullshit Today. Shit Nala

Colby-Jeeze-Cosplay: Chauvinistsushi: Meepitperson: Rape Isn’t About Uncontrollable Sexual Desire. You Only Have To Listen In On A Call Of Duty Game To See That. When That Kid Crows, “I Raped You!”, He’s Not Calling The Other Guy Sexy; He’s

Hotboyproblems: Hotboyproblems: True Friends Reblog Each Others Selfies Without Being Asked And Text Posts What The Hell Why Doesn’t This Have Notes Is It Because I Have No Friends

Eeddiee: Oyayasumis: I Thought We Were All In This Together Dont Yell At Me It Gives Me Anxiety

Neopiacentral: Gives People Advice When I Cant Even Handle My Own Problems

Cotton Candy Skies

Queen-Oleander: We Should Teach Young Boys To Respect Women, But We Should Also Teach Young Girls To Respect Women. Women Should Not See Each Other As Enemies, But As Allies. Stop Telling Young Girls That The Best They Can Be Is “Not Like Other Girls”.

Xfawnx: Boxed-Naga: Fuzzykitty01: Can’t Tell If Disney Princess Or Supreme Overlord Of Evil. This Is The Cutest Thing I’ve Ever Seen As If I Didn’t Need More Reasons To Love Bats! Winged Puppies!

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