shellacking: if macklemore’s last album isn’t titled “Mackle No More” i will be severely disappointed

shellacking: if macklemore’s last album isn’t titled “Mackle No More” i will be severely disappointed

Su-Ic-Id-Al: Symical: Mercury, Venus, And Saturn Align With The Pyramids Of Giza For The First Time In 2,737 Years On December 3, 2012 I’ve Never Reblogged Anything So Fast Had To Tbh

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Nickelbackthatassup: When I Was Six I Threw A Tantrum Because I Wanted A Slushie From 711 And I Remember My Dad Said “I Will Never Buy You A Slushie” And Literally Right Now He Came In The Car With A Slushie And I Was Like Why Didnt You Get Me One

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Primadonnas: So I Get Home And There’s This Random Kid On My Couch And He’s Like ‘Alright Man I Don’t Wanna Hurt U Just Put Ur Stuff Down And Get On The Ground I Just Want Ur Money’ And I Fuckin Almost Puked I Was Like “Omg Pls No I Don’t

Iceheavy-Branches: I Want One Of Those Marriages Where They’ve Been Married 20 Years But Are Still Crazy In Love And Still Cuddle On The Couch And Kiss A Lot. I Want Those Kind Of Marriages That Make My Kids Nauseous Because How In Love Their Parents

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Dorkly: I’m Dreaming Of A Red Christmas

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Its-A-Cat-World: Look At Those Little Paws

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