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Hi It Me

Primadonnas: So I Get Home And There’s This Random Kid On My Couch And He’s Like ‘Alright Man I Don’t Wanna Hurt U Just Put Ur Stuff Down And Get On The Ground I Just Want Ur Money’ And I Fuckin Almost Puked I Was Like “Omg Pls No I Don’t

Iceheavy-Branches: I Want One Of Those Marriages Where They’ve Been Married 20 Years But Are Still Crazy In Love And Still Cuddle On The Couch And Kiss A Lot. I Want Those Kind Of Marriages That Make My Kids Nauseous Because How In Love Their Parents

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Dorkly: I’m Dreaming Of A Red Christmas

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Its-A-Cat-World: Look At Those Little Paws

Transf0Rmer: So Someone Hacked My School District’s Site Yesterday

Vanillish: Ok But Consider This Who Cares

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