bonesareshakentodust: cliterallysame: this is my favorite post because the headline could accurately describe so many of you This is genuinely me except I now have my own car so I can just run away whenever the shit I want

bonesareshakentodust: cliterallysame: this is my favorite post because the headline could accurately describe so many of you This is genuinely me except I now have my own car so I can just run away whenever the shit I want

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Fatwink: I Just Asked My Mom If We Have A Home Security System And She Just Said “Nope, But We Got These” And Started Flexing Her Arms

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If I Had A Dollar For Every Minute Ive Ever Spent On The Internet Only God Knows Where Id Be Right Now Probably Still On The Internet

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