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Horny-And-Sassy: Wannabe Pale

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Snowongallifrey: A Guy On The Train Just Finished His Book And Started A New One Immediately I Think That Is The Sexiest Thing I’ve Ever Seen

A-Smile-0F-Satan: As My Pupils Grow My Mind Begins To Trip.trip.trip

Mama-Bird: Coffeeandklonopin: Coffeeandklonopin: Carpe Diem - Seize The Day Carpe Noctem - Seize The Night Carpe Natem - Seize The Ass Seriously, If You Guys Don’t Stop Reblogging This I Am Going To Carpe Someone’s Neck And Break It. Carpe Collum

I’m Irritated Beyond A Reasonable Doubt

Totallysonic: Iranawaywiththedoctor: Things I Shout While Playing Any Video Game Ever: You Fucking Hoe Your Mother Should Have Swallowed You I Fucking (Screams) Fucking Balls Oh What The Actual Living Fuck You Can Suck My Sweaty Fucking Balls I Hate

Alt-J: Nmohler: Alt-J: Do U Ever Just Keep Ur Hand On Ur Boob Crotch I Love This. There’s Like No Context At All. I Assume You’re Implying That U Keep Ur Hand On Ur Crotch, But Who Knows. Ur Just Saying Crotch. Maybe That’s A Hip New Way Of

Amlour: One Time In High School This Kid Started Choking On A Roll And Instead Of Helping Him I Said “How Breadful” And That About Sums Up How Useful I Am In Emergencies

Guitahr: A Heroin Addict Woah

Abonimations: If Someone Doesnt Fall In Love W/ Me In 2014 Ill Be Seriously Disappointed

Peach-Hero: Intelligentairhead: Peach-Hero: Why Does No One Talk About The Movie Sky High Speaking As A Vegetarian, I Am Aware That Tumblr Hates Vegetarians. So…

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