sineofmadness: Mermaid? More like mer-independent woman who isn’t cleaning up your shit.

sineofmadness: Mermaid? More like mer-independent woman who isn’t cleaning up your shit.

Chasertiff: When I Say “Boys Are Dumb” What I Really Mean Is “Boys Have Been Raised In A Patriarchal Society That Forces Them Into An Incorrect And Problematic View Of Masculinity That Not Only Forces Them To Strip Away Valuable Virtues From Themselves,

Allicosmos: Omg Can I Please Have

Theycallmepoppin: My Future Wife And I Must Do This

Otherbully1: Bearded-Snorlax: Holy Shit I Like How Her Friend Just Starts Jumping Up And Down Like “Yaaaassssss Heather Yassssss!!!!”

Maraudring: Bedheadharry: You Know What’s Cute A Baby Fucking Ocelot An Ocelittle

Eziocauthon89: Castielcampbell: Furryredfox: Transitive-Property: Yukikoneko19: Toodrunktofindanurl: Seriously I Know That Boobs Are Beautiful And Sexy And Everything, But Really, It’s Just Some Organic Jiggling Baby Feeders. No Need To Hide Them

My Words Lack Substance

Obstinate-Nocturna: Bemusedlybespectacled: Inkfromtheoctopus: Addams Family Values (1993) Gomez Knows How Its Fucking Done. Gomez Gives Out Better Relationship Advice Than Like 90% Of Dudes. Gomez Addams Is A Suave Motherfucker Who Loves His

Two Birds One Stone

Justsojayrose: Brodingershat: Pimperious-Condescension: I’m A Grade 12 In High School Who Just Happens To Wear A K-Cup Bra. I Live A Fairly Normal High School Existence, Except For The Fact That My Bust Size Often Gets Me In Trouble With Teachers,

Madam-Cj-Says-Relax: Accidentalanarchy: You Know Something I Found Interesting? Is How When People Meet Dogs, They’ll Say Something Like “He’s So Cute!” And The Owner Will Shyly Respond With “She’s A Girl, Actually” And The Person Will

Boltsy: Duessa: Gamzees-Butt: Thischick25: Casinthetardis: So, We Can All Admit To Seeing Some Weird Ass Ads In Our Lives. But This One. This One Might Just Take The Cake For Me. I Bet You Can’t Guess What This Is An Add For At First Glance

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