hermesdream: imsoshive: chanelofhouston: Suck him up so good he forgets the pussy is coming next. Lmfao this still funny as fuck to me

hermesdream: imsoshive: chanelofhouston: Suck him up so good he forgets the pussy is coming next. Lmfao this still funny as fuck to me

Bl-Ossomed: Man-Duhh: Iron-Pigs: Annaprocrastinates: Aaron Paul And Bryan Cranston Dressed As Each Other’s Characters At A Breaking Bad Cast Party. This Is Probably The Best Gif Ever Oh My God I Fucking Can’t

Villarrr: This Has Always Been My Favorite Thing

Vixio: Why Is Underwear So Expensive Like Wtf Its A Sheet Of Fabric That Covers Ur Dinky Doo

Shitty-Fallen-Angel: Bored-Shootwall: Frillious: Camilleonart: Sleepovers. This Is So Accurate I Mean Like One Time At A Friend’s We All Started Laughing Over Stupid Pick-Up Lines Then Switched Into Discussing Our Deepest Fears I Just Wtf Is It

Terezi-Owns2: The Little Kid Next Door Jsut Opened His Window And Yelled “What Is 27 Plus 4” And I Yelled “It’s 31” And He Said “Thank You God Lady” Im Laugihng

Carriesfirstperiod: My Mom Just Looked At A Spider At Our Kitchen And Yelled “Why Do You Have To Be Like That? You Dont Need That Many Eyes Or Legs You Need To Stop”

Ruinedchildhood:

Darning-Socks: ((The Ability To Appreciate And Evaluate Human Aesthetic Is Not Determined By Your Sexuality))

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Basedgosh: Im Working Towards Getting Larger Muscles So I Can Protect Every Animal In The World

Lordofthepringles: If I Introduce A Movie To You, And We Watch It Together, I’ll Be Spending At Least 99.9% Of The Time Watching You To Make Sure You Are Responding Correctly To The Film.

Solluxcraptor: &Amp;Ldquo;You’re Too Cute To Be Single!&Amp;Rdquo; Then Date Me

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