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aquajoggers:“leave it for the cleaning staff” is one of the most offensive phrases in existence…do not allow ur friends or family to say this…

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Youngblackandvegan: I Do Not Chase People I Do Not Chase Men, And I Do Not Chase Friends Hell, I Don’t Even Chase Family I’m Here, And I’m Important I’m Not Running After People To Prove That I Matter

Svveden:how Dare You Call Me Stupid. I Know Tons Of Useless Information

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Godanott:i Feel Like I’ve Given Birth To My First Child

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