maximumbuttitude:me before shaving: Ughme after shaving: I am smooth and perfect. I am sleek. I am the dolphin, I am the rider of ice. nobody can touch me, I cannot be touched. I am so fast. nobody could ever touch me

maximumbuttitude:me before shaving: Ughme after shaving: I am smooth and perfect. I am sleek. I am the dolphin, I am the rider of ice. nobody can touch me, I cannot be touched. I am so fast. nobody could ever touch me

Momentsforeverfaded: Faithandfury: Do-Not-Touch-My-Food: Nutella Swirled Macadamia Nut Banana Bread Danhateseveryone.. Erm Fuck Yeah Afaithtoremember

Prettyarbitrary: Bethrevis: You Could Kill A Man In Any Of These Dresses, And Pretty Sure No Jury Would Convict You. Those Are Killing-Men Dresses, That’s What I’m Saying Picture #3. Odalisque.

Zootedboy:sex In The Shower? No. Slip And Bust My Ass. Break My Dick. She Slippin Too. She Knock Her Head On The Tile She Passed Out. Bleedin. I Cant Walk Cause My Jimmy Snapped. Thought This Was Gonna Be Sexy And We Both End Up Half Dead.

Splintercellconviction:dangerouslydefective:latenightalaska:sexience:today’s Very Important Postthat Bobcat Loves That Boyhe’s Scent Marking The Hell Outta That Boy. So This Is Basically The Equivalent Of Him Saying “Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine,

He Gave Up.

-Teesa-:2.24.15

Croptops: I Love People Like Right Now Someone Is Kissing Their Baby On The Forehead For The First Time And Someone Just Went Into A French Bakery And Is Deeply Inhaling And Someone Is Dyeing Their Hair The Color Of The Sky And Someone Just Confessed

This Is My Life, Nothing Amazing Ever Happens Here

Africanaquarian:bankuei:babybutta:controlled-Khaos: Lilyglodup: &Amp;Ldquo;That’s A Reason To Attack A Teacher?&Amp;Rdquo; 😒 The Teacher Got Off Way Too Light If You Asked Me Because Every Black Person In That School Should Have Been Off In His Ass.

Guidedthroughmountains:things I Am Always Down For No Questions Asked:-Roadtrips-Campfires-Breakfast For Dinner-Hot Coffee And Good Conversation-Book Shopping-Naps

Intj-Confessions:toservethequeen:intj-Confessions:neat.neat. Neat?!?! Youre Looking At Day And Night At The Same Time, Don You Realize Thats Been Completely Impossible Until Like The Past Ten Years. To Be Looking At This Is Straight Up Insane.neat.you

Tepperz:somebodyupthere:this Needs To Stopi’m Sure All Of You Guys Have Heard About The Wonderful Miss Cassidy Campbell Who Won Homecoming Queen At Her School In California. Once Again A Moment That Should Have Been Celebrated Is Now Being Ridiculed

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