messyfandom: the first and last dad joke

messyfandom: the first and last dad joke

Croptop2014: J5H: Imagine Having Sex With A Ghost And Then Someone Walks Into Your Room And They See Your Asshole Widening And Narrowing For No Reason Imagine Praying To God And Going To Church

Super-Who-Locked-In:angle-Of-Depression:nothingcorporate:opinions On Abortions Are Kinda Like Nippleseveryone Has Them But Women’s Are A Little Bit More Relevant But All You Ever See Are Men’s Oh Shit

Moseby: I Dont Understand How I Can Get So Much Joy From Covering My Pets With Blankets And Watching The Lump Move Around

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Twentywoahpilots:once Some Guy Mentioned That When I Laugh My Mouth Looks Really Weird And Now Whenever I Laugh Around People I Don’t Know 100% I Cover My Lower Face With My Hands. A Girl Who Didn’t Like One Of My Friends Told Her That Her Eyes Squint

Longlivelordchrispy

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Myheadisloud:matching Icons For You And Your Squad

Rosamundpike: The Fact 2009 Was 6 Years Ago Will Never Not Fuck Me Up

Oreoprince: I Fucking Hate When People Pour Ketchup All Over The French Fries Instead Of A Designated Corner And They Offer Me Some Like No Fuck You And Your Tainted French Fries

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Zack Is On Tumblr

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