swoz: flextrovert: gnometeeth: A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn’t move. This is how they found him. I live for this post “Do what you must, for I have already won.” christ

swoz: flextrovert: gnometeeth: A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn’t move. This is how they found him. I live for this post “Do what you must, for I have already won.” christ

Weteevee: Fappuclno: Weteevee: Things I’ll Do For My Friends If They Ask Politely: Give Car Rides Cook For Oral Sex Help With Homework Wait What Was That Middle One? Cook For?

Neptunain: I Can Feel The Burn

Nourdelmiguez

Nourdelmiguez

Sir-Mycroft: What I’m Looking For In A Man: Benedict Cumberbatch

Nourdelmiguez

Netlfix: When Ur Reading A Book In Class And U Turn The Page Before Everyone Else And Then U Jsut Sit Watching All Those Dumb Ass Nerds Turn Their Pages A Whole Second After U Haha I Am King

Gay Nerds

Flabbey: When Ur Boob Starts Itching In Public

Lizthefangirl: Throughmusicmysoulbegantosoar: My Family Doesn’t Mess Around When It Comes To Christmas Cookies. Sorry Is Your Family A Small Country

Incurablylazydevil: Wsswatson: I’m Rewatching The Pilot Right Now And It’s So Queer Like So Much More Than I Remembered Sherlock Looks Like A Literal Twink And Leads John Into His Little Red-Walled Pink-Lit Love Den And John’s All Smirky Like

Thrashturbate: 10/10 Would Bang.but Also:10/10 Would Care For You10/10 Would Tuck You In10/10 Would Cuddle10/10 Would Make Sure You Get To Sleep Okay10/10 Would Make You Breakfast In The Morning

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