burdenedwithgloriousassbutt: if they would have told us about this scene beforehand we wouldn’t have believed them

burdenedwithgloriousassbutt: if they would have told us about this scene beforehand we wouldn’t have believed them

Acutelesbian: According To Usa Today, The Average Tumblr User Spends 2.5 Hours A Month On Tumblr More Like 2.5 Hours An Hour.

Dinnerdatewithgreatness: Ok But Seriously Who Decides That Their Badass Main Character Should Be Cuddling A Pug For The Entirety Of Their Action Movie’s Training Sequence

Wwonderful: Don’t Ever Fucking Tell People To Kill Themselves

I Hugged Tyler Joseph

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“Some People Have Real Problems”

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Basicclifford: He Did It! I Love This Man.

Buckoftheirish: Tumbledore-: Gohomemccall: My Dad Is A Senior Software Engineer At Googlethis Is His Work Laptop He Takes It To Company Meetings I’ve Been Told He Has Received Many Compliments Marry Him. Diddid You Read The Post

Megasixtyfour: “Hey, Can You Come To This Event Thing That You Have No Interest In?” “There’s Free Food.”

Penislovesyou:neck Kissing Is Like Heaven, Except It Mainly Makes You Breathe Really Hard And Want To Commit A Lot Of Sins Right Then.

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