I Am Here.

I Am Here.

B0Tanicalspirit:the-Dark-Sea:strangenewclassrooms:freemindfreebody:usbdongle:golbatsforequality:equality Golbat: “When You Donate Hair To Locks Of Love, There Is An 80% Chance It Will Wind Up In The Garbage.”I Can Get Similar Odds By Literally Throwing

I Am Here.

Bursten: I Hate Brushing My Teeth At Night Because That Signifies That You Can’t Have Anymore Food And I’m Just Never Ready For That Kind Of Commitment

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Love Me

Love Me

Good Vibes Only

Attack-Attazkaban: Watermel0N-Smile: He Just Accepts It, Not Even Surprised By It. Must Happen All The Time I’m So In Love With This

Sexhaver: I Knew A Dude In College Who Kept An Old Smirnoff Bottle Full Of Water On His Desk And Would Casually Chug Straight Out Of It In The Middle Of Conversations With New People In Order To Establish Dominance

Ruinedchildhood:how My Emotions Work

Hazzy-Osbourne: If You Say My Name 3 Times In Front Of A Mirror At Midnight Ill Appear And Probably Pet Your Animals And Tell You You Look Really Pretty And Then Take Some Stuff From Your Fridge And Leave

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