jewassicpark: “pass me a joint” i rip off my arm, crying as i pass the detached extremity to my friend

jewassicpark: “pass me a joint” i rip off my arm, crying as i pass the detached extremity to my friend

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There Are Greater Afflictions Than Those You Know Now.

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There Are Greater Afflictions Than Those You Know Now.

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