bitchytbh: My dad accidentally told my sister she was an accident and she was like “ok but next time you’re angry at me just remember it’s your own fault because you didn’t wear a condom”

bitchytbh: My dad accidentally told my sister she was an accident and she was like “ok but next time you’re angry at me just remember it’s your own fault because you didn’t wear a condom”

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Seriousjones: I’m So Ready To Be Able To Legally Drink. Only Eating All These Years Has Left Me Very Thirsty. I Have Heard Very Good Things About Water

Normanbecile: Musicofthestage: Timelordparadise: Myownlost: I’d Like To Cancel My Subscription To Menstrual Cycle Monthly I’m Sorry, It Appears You’ve Taken Out A Fifty-Sixty Year Subscription. However, We Can Pause It For Nine Months As Long

Lnfamy: Pls Don’t Be Mad At Me For The Things I Say Most Of The Time I’m Already Mad At Myself For The Things I Say

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Slaycinder: Jpgay: I Hate When A More Attractive Person Has A Crush On The Same Person I Do It’s Like Performing In A Talent Show And Finding Out That Beyonce Is Going On Before You

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Fullmetalstupid: My Vows Are Going To Be, “I Hate Almost Everything In The World, But You Are That One Thing That I Can Kind Of Tolerate.”

Meladoodle: I Was Thinking To Myself Like Maaan The Brain Is Pretty Amazing And Then I Realised It Was My Brain Telling Me To Think That, What A Cocky Asshole.

Teppelin: Picture Of Me

Whimsicdoctor13: Algrenion: Chel-The-Fabulous-Asstec: Lalondes: Kevinprices: Lalondes: If You Sold All Your Eggs You Would Make $3.2 Billion Your Uterus Is Worth $3.2 Billion #And A Nutsack Is Worth Like $25 And Half A Pb&Amp;Amp;J I Just Realized

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