cliterallysame: *looks at bank account and cries*

cliterallysame: looks at bank account and cries

Mamayuuma: &Amp;Ldquo;What Will Your Kids Think Of That Tattoo?&Amp;Rdquo;My Kids Aren’t Going To Give 2 Shits Because I’m Not Going To Raise Them To Be A Judgmental Asshole Like Yours Did

Whatsachristmas: It Is A Proven Fact That On Any Ride Home From A Field Trip There Will Be A Group Of White People Singing On The Bus

Stagbeetleloveit: &Amp;Ldquo;Condoms Don’t Fit Me.&Amp;Rdquo;

There Are Greater Afflictions Than Those You Know Now.

Hi

Hi

The-Perks-Of-Being-A-Ratchet: A Metaphor For My Ability To Think On The Spot…

Pizza ✌

Thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg: This Is Literally Me.

Tchitsnathan: Azn Mean Girls I Can’t. Even. Breathe.

Extravirginoliveroil: Middle School Boys In The Locker Room

Shattered Dreams.

jocks jockstraps