guy: my mom said it was 9:00 but it’s only 8:55 damn mom i can’t have u kill my vibes like that

guy: my mom said it was 9:00 but it’s only 8:55 damn mom i can’t have u kill my vibes like that

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Youaintshitok: Chocolate Comes From Cocoa, Which Is A Tree. That Makes It A Plant. Chocolate Is Salad.

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Shego: True Friendship Is Skyping But Not Talking To Each Other The Entire Time

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Pizza ✌

Coolscar: Whenever People Send Me Hate I Dont Even Really Get Hurt Anymore Im Usually Just Like “Whats The Funniest Way I Could Respond To This”

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