hplyrikz: I can relate to this

hplyrikz: I can relate to this

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Things I Want In The Next 5 Years

Queerprentiss: Actual Princess

Wasabi-Flavored: I Hope This Money Blanket Will Keep Me Warm Tonight…

Officialahbrownman:just So U Know…….My Bed Is Kind Of Small….. So If U Were To Cuddle With Me…… U Would Basically Have To Lie On Top Of Me,…„, What A Shame../::…..

Sassafranski: That Awkward Moment Between Birth And Death

Ingroan:i Need To Get A Real Job So I Can Stop Crying Over Expensive Lingerie And Start Crying In Expensive Lingerie

Thebootydiaries: “Im Not Racist But-” Yeah Ok Goodbye Forever

Meowgon: Kinginthewest: It’s Just Like, Why Are There Cat Emojis For Loads Of Emotions As Well As Normal Humans Emojis Like, When Do I Need To Express These Emotions… But As A Cat They’re Not For You… They’re For Me

Free-Booty: I Don’t Mean To Interrupt People I Just Randomly Remember Things And Get Really Excited I’m Sorry

Xlysah

Tranceofreading:awwww-Cute: My Boyfriend Doesn’t Believe That His Cat Bullies Mine “I’ve Been Attacked”

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