cartoonfetus: when someone with no real authority over you tells you to do something

cartoonfetus: when someone with no real authority over you tells you to do something

When Disney Hoes Attack

Apuarius: Today My Dad Told Me He Was Hungry And I Looked At Him And Said “Hey Hungry I’m Daughter” And He Was Kinda Shocked

Brandi-Quinones: When Ur Friends Start Shit With U

Consulting-Khanberbatch: So I Went To The Zoo Yesterday And Saw The Cutest Family Of Otters Ever And Then I Checked Their Names They’re All Named After Food Except Kevin Why Why Would They Do This They Knew Kevin Was The Rebel

Nerdsarerhapsodic: One Of The Kids In My High School Class Was Born On April Fool’s And His Dad Missed His Birth Because When His Mom Called To Say She Was In Labour He Laughed And Hung Up On Her

Tittily: Tittily: @ Ppl With Small Purses: Where Do You Keep Your 70 Lbs Of Trash

Atane: Perfectlydreadful: White People: The Middle East Is So Barbaric. They’ll Cut Off A Person’s Hand Just For Stealing! White People When An Unarmed Black Kid Is Murdered By Police In America: Yeah, But He Shoplifted Some Cigarillos, So…

Just-Chemistry-Things:forensicfreak55:Twelfth-Doctor-In-The-Tardis: Jacobshutup: Umm Excuse Me Avatar I See A Little More Than Four Elements Yes Hello I Am The Last Barium Bender I’m Crying Brb

Human: When Someone Says They Dont Like Me

Madeupmonkeyshit: When I Say The Wrong Answer In Class And Someone Giggles Me:

Hashtagdion: Tumblr Makes Fun Of Suburban Moms A Lot, But Like 95% Of Posts Here Sound Like They Were Written By A 40 Year Old Housewife Leaving A Passive Aggressive Note On Their Daughters Door. “Friendly Reminder That Dirty Clothes Go In The Laundry

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