officialcocaine: when you’re a few dollars and short and the cashier says its okay

officialcocaine: when you’re a few dollars and short and the cashier says its okay

Nico-Diangelcakes: Nico-Diangelcakes: So I Have This Giant Pencil Right I Think We All Know Where This Is Going. The Amount Of People Saying That They Were Expecting Me To Shove It Up My Ass Is Alarming

Torple: On My Grave, It Will Read “Regretting All The Ships That Never Sailed” And Some People Will Think It’s Poetic, But Others Will Know

Martyrdom-Or-Suicide: Hardestcopy: Iamtonysexual: Science ….Did Homie Just Make A Motherfuckin Bubble Tesseract? …Did You Just Call Stephen Fry “Homie”?

Rosy-Zozi: Retro-Geek: Ultrafacts: Gatochick: Ultrafacts:pizzaismylifepizzaisking:majikkant:ultrafacts:sourcevideo Of Tama Follow Ultrafacts For More Facts The Picture In The Background Of The Second One Tama Is Boss The Trains Have Cartoon

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Tasteofhiddles:horchatita:gracelesscastiels:today I Met A Christian Guy Who Tries To Follow The Rules Of The Bible Really Good And I Asked Him If He Is Against Gays Because Of Leviticus 20:13 And He Told Me No, He Doesn’t Because Of Matthew 7And He

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Toocooltobehipster: My Hair Is So Soft And Runs Fingers Through Hair, Pulling Out Half A Dozen Hairs With Me Silky

Mayarashi:when I Talk To A Person On Skype For The First Timewhen I Talk To One Of The Usuals On Skype

Withzarry: Mskneesocks: Reading Ur Old Writing I Dont Know Which Facial Expression In Most Accurate

Me: Can I Use The Bathroom? Teacher: I Don't Know, Can You? Me: When I Was Using &Quot;Can&Quot; I Was Using Its Secondary Model Form As A Verbal Modifier Asking For Permission, As Opposed To Expressing An Ability. I Thought Since You Were A Teacher You'd Know

Mysticfeather: Oceanaroll: Charleneeeeeee: 29Knutstoasickle: Break A Prop? Just Put It Back And Walk Away… Ha Ha!! Emma’s Reaction Though Sometimes It Freaks Me Out How Much Like Their Characters They Are. Emma’s Very Concerned, Dan Saves

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