luckticket: vampiresinvienna: Me: Doctor, why is that syringe filled with glitter?Doctor: Anaesthetic.

luckticket: vampiresinvienna: Me: Doctor, why is that syringe filled with glitter?Doctor: Anaesthetic.

Ruinedchildhood: And The Award For Most Inappropriate Children’s Underwear Goes To…

Meladoodle: Fallingpandas: Meladoodle: When He Licks His Lips Seductively What The Fuck Is That Thing? My Boyfriend :)

Tateyarna-Ayano: Finding Good Quality Stuff For Super Chea P

Starting A New Job

I-Will-Call-You-Thiquesawsebawse: Miss-Nerdgasmz: Tiddiemeat: Im 19 Years Old I Shouldnt Be Laughing At Spelling Attic Out Loud What Have You Done 😹😹

Going Bowling

Geniewithwifi: Matt-The-Blind-Cinnamon-Roll: Zaubermauz: Haveabiscxitpotter: Our-Hideout-World: “”Expecto Patronum!” Harry Yelled. Nothing Happened. Harry Gripped His Dick Tighter And Shook It Up And Down Until A Thick, Whispy White Substance

No Name

Africanaquarian: Person: I Really Like You. ½ Of Me: Why? The Other ½: Of Course You Do, Bitch I’m Amazing

Gingahhh: Masculinity Is So Fragile

Ruinedchildhood: Let’s Just Take A Moment To Appreciate The Fact That Pooh Has Just Shoved The Equivalent Of His Own Internal Organs Back Into His Body Like It Was No Big Deal.

Magnumclassics: Notchicken: Notchicken: There’s This Kid In My Math Class Who Wears Cat Ears Every Day Its Getting Weird I Decided To Join Him We’re Starting A Band Im So Sorry For Both Of You Wow

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